i asked, hey little jonny, do you know any jokes?
little jonny said, yeah.
i asked, do ya wanna tell me one?
he said, yeah.
then i said, okay go ahead then.
little jonny thought for a moment then asked sheepishly, who wrote ‘yellow river’?
i answered, i. p. daily! every one knows that stupid joke you little turd ball!
then little jonny left the room crying.
so i quickly changed the channel from the cartoon channel to the food channel just in time to watch a little iron chef smack-down with that big bulbous mario fellow out-sautéing some star-struck, second-tier wannabe!