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Thursday, October 28, 2010

(from the files) 18. two things i don’t give

there are two things i don’t give occasionally.
one is two hoots, and the other is a rat’s ass.
neither is a big deal though.
i mean, i can't recall a time i've ever hooted twice.
and as far as the rat's ass goes, never owned one to give if i wanted to.


lightly said...

and he wonders why people won't give him the time of day

Robert Crane said...

talkin' about me in the third person, as if i won't catch on.

itsmecissy said...

Well, I don't give a rat's patoody either.