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Saturday, August 30, 2008

(from the files) 64. paris hilton uses “head on”

i asked, hey paris, why are you rubbing “head on” on your forehead?
paris said, anne heche like told me it like blocks brain-shrinking rays like shot at humans and stuff by like alien spaceships, just like they show you in the ad and stuff.
i said, i’m pretty sure you’re too late.
she said, shut! up! ya think?

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