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Saturday, July 26, 2014

Two reasons to go to the movies at 3:45 PM on Tuesdays

1. no one else is there and if there are patrons, they can't hear background noise or smell a lick if they tried
2. you can fart like a bastard if you need to

1 comment:

itsmecissy said...

Oooooo I have to remember that!