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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

981. eggplant and salt

it seems that whenever i snuggle up to keaton, i cause her to sweat.
it's as if she's a skinned eggplant and i'm a big old block of salt.
fortunately, i just don't think that's possible.
well the eggplant part anyway.

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2 comments:

Pamela L. Beers said...

This is great snuggling weather! Body heat brings warmth, comfort, and other wonderful things.

Erin O'Brien said...

This comment box is (fortunately) too small to house all the information I have about perspiration, salt and eggplant and the various combinations of same.