(from the files) 457. fiery maidenhood
sleeping next to keaton is like pressing up against a wood burning stove sometimes.
so i asked while sipping on a cup of morning coffee, what’s up with that?
she said, oh, it’s my fiery maidenhood.
now i don’t know where she comes up with these snappy retorts but when she does i usually spray a mouthful of coffee across the room.
this morning was no different.
5 comments:
Tell Keaton thanks!!! Here all this time I thought I was having hot flashes...fiery maidenhood sounds so much prettier...don't you think?
I call it hot flashes too, on a good day! For me it's more like the curmudgeonly inferno.
So THAT's what it's called. I've always called them "Power Surges" but "Fiery Maidenhood" sounds so much better.
Excuse me while I go get some paper towels to clean off my computer screen . . .
My wife will love these. . . fiery maidenhood and power surges.
yeah, "fiery maidenhood", that keaton is a pip i tell ya! she has one of those gems a day.
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